A thoroughly insane one, but a dream nonetheless.
Ever since I saw one... somewhere (I can't remember where), I've been infatuated with the Seven. I'd like to say that my love affair with the Seven is what keeps me from having actual love affairs, but unfortunately there are other factors at work.
Other than the fact that I'm 6'2", I'm almost ideally suited to own a Caterham - I'm rather mechanically inclined, having opted to rebuild the engine in my shop class on my own in favour of having my progress hindered by a bunch of wrench-banging proletariats, I love driving, I'm fairly good at it (the instructor at the track driving course I did called me an "absolute natural"), and I should probably stop talking about myself before my ego expands to the point of knocking over my computer, thus forcing me to write this again.
Also, I am quite the lunatic, running an hour every single day regardless of weather or physical condition. I would not mind being in the freezing wind and rain waiting for a green light (although I would mind actually waiting for a green light).
Moreover, I want the Seven to be my first car, and since I'm 16, the time is nearly upon me. Since I live in Canada, I technically start driving on my own when I'm seventeen, and I'll probably only scrounge up enough money for what I want by the time I'm 18.
My budget will probably be around 11-12 grand, although my dad, being a car guy himself (his first car was an Alfa GTV, which is undrivable unless you really, really love cars), has agreed to spot me a bit of cash.
I've been looking at the "Locost", and other than the rather alarming red flag that is the name "Locost", it actually looks pretty good. I have a few questions, though, since I have found little information elsewhere.
1. Will I die painfully or quickly when the aluminum chassis snaps?
2. Do you know anything about this kit?
3. Would I be better off just shelving my dreams and ambitions and reduce my dream car to a picture and the wall and a depressingly large collection of books about Caterhams?
Furthermore, I need an engine. Ideally, I'd have an Alfa engine, because there the only worthwhile part of an Alfa Romeo. Now now, before you all start screaming "OMGWTFDOHC!!!!" like a bunch of cokehead howler monkeys (like everyone else on the internets), hear me out - Alfa engines sound awesome. Also, my father says you can get a fair amount of grunt out of an Alfa L4 without much work.
Then again, he bought a Lambourghini Uracco as his only car, so what does he know.
I want to rip one out of an old rusty 164, because those things are everywhere, and 140 horsepower is just plenty, but there's the issue of it normally being mounted laterally, since it's a FWD car, and the odd orientation of the gearbox. Plus, I'd somehow have to forge out a prop shaft from a solid lump of iron myself.
An engine from a GTV would be great, 'cept a good one of those costs about as much as a fully-equipped army for a medium-sized country, and I'd be spending most of my time on the shoulder, concealed beneath my shame and a large cloud of steam.
Any suggestions? Does anyone know if you can shoehorn one of those tiny V6s from, say, a GTV6 into it? Should I perhaps sell a kidney and buy a crossflow DOHC nuclear-powered Cosworth thing?
Ever since I saw one... somewhere (I can't remember where), I've been infatuated with the Seven. I'd like to say that my love affair with the Seven is what keeps me from having actual love affairs, but unfortunately there are other factors at work.
Other than the fact that I'm 6'2", I'm almost ideally suited to own a Caterham - I'm rather mechanically inclined, having opted to rebuild the engine in my shop class on my own in favour of having my progress hindered by a bunch of wrench-banging proletariats, I love driving, I'm fairly good at it (the instructor at the track driving course I did called me an "absolute natural"), and I should probably stop talking about myself before my ego expands to the point of knocking over my computer, thus forcing me to write this again.
Also, I am quite the lunatic, running an hour every single day regardless of weather or physical condition. I would not mind being in the freezing wind and rain waiting for a green light (although I would mind actually waiting for a green light).
Moreover, I want the Seven to be my first car, and since I'm 16, the time is nearly upon me. Since I live in Canada, I technically start driving on my own when I'm seventeen, and I'll probably only scrounge up enough money for what I want by the time I'm 18.
My budget will probably be around 11-12 grand, although my dad, being a car guy himself (his first car was an Alfa GTV, which is undrivable unless you really, really love cars), has agreed to spot me a bit of cash.
I've been looking at the "Locost", and other than the rather alarming red flag that is the name "Locost", it actually looks pretty good. I have a few questions, though, since I have found little information elsewhere.
1. Will I die painfully or quickly when the aluminum chassis snaps?
2. Do you know anything about this kit?
3. Would I be better off just shelving my dreams and ambitions and reduce my dream car to a picture and the wall and a depressingly large collection of books about Caterhams?
Furthermore, I need an engine. Ideally, I'd have an Alfa engine, because there the only worthwhile part of an Alfa Romeo. Now now, before you all start screaming "OMGWTFDOHC!!!!" like a bunch of cokehead howler monkeys (like everyone else on the internets), hear me out - Alfa engines sound awesome. Also, my father says you can get a fair amount of grunt out of an Alfa L4 without much work.
Then again, he bought a Lambourghini Uracco as his only car, so what does he know.
I want to rip one out of an old rusty 164, because those things are everywhere, and 140 horsepower is just plenty, but there's the issue of it normally being mounted laterally, since it's a FWD car, and the odd orientation of the gearbox. Plus, I'd somehow have to forge out a prop shaft from a solid lump of iron myself.
An engine from a GTV would be great, 'cept a good one of those costs about as much as a fully-equipped army for a medium-sized country, and I'd be spending most of my time on the shoulder, concealed beneath my shame and a large cloud of steam.
Any suggestions? Does anyone know if you can shoehorn one of those tiny V6s from, say, a GTV6 into it? Should I perhaps sell a kidney and buy a crossflow DOHC nuclear-powered Cosworth thing?
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